If I actually had enough followers I would post all the time.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Vonnegut. That is all.

thestray:

Most badass 13yr old of all-time.

This is me to the left, and my best friend to the right. The guys on the ground are some friends of ours. I live in Mississippi and will be attending Ole miss next year. Hotty Toddy.

I’m not sure you know, or if you could even feel or fathom, the way I feel towards you.

fapitalism:

GO AJ.  GO AJ. GO AJ.

This is exactly how I am at school. Exactly.

I just wanna watch the tide roll in with my best friend.

thesilverlining-:

thedailywhat:

Impractical Joke of the Day: The ostensible premise of this prank is to see how many fake shopping list items Greg Benson and Ryan Smith can get through before the Target store employee helping them walks away.

But it seems to me the real challenge here was how long Greg and Ryan could read the nonsensical lists they wrote for each other before they blew the prank by cracking up.

FWIW, they held out far, far longer than I would have.

[mediocrefilms.]

I can’t breathe.. 

Last night I was on my way to a party at a friend’s house I had never been to before. She gave me her address, which I proceeded to mix up in my mind. I jumbled the last two numbers together and managed to end up at the wrong house. I ring this random household’s doorbell and ruin a beautiful family moment with my shenanigans. I am wearing a shirt that reads “I Party Naked,” and I am holding a 30 pack of beer. The look on their faces was golden. I proceeded to say, “I guess this isn’t so and so’s house…?” They replied with “No, I think you have the wrong house.” My smart ass then decides to say,” Are you sure?” FML